Question of the Week: If you could spend the day with any author (living or dead), who would it be, and what would you two do?Hmmmm, which author? Which author? Harper Lee? Anne Tyler? Colin Firth? Thomas Wolfe? Wait! I know.
J.K. Rowling.
I imagine she’s sort of busy right now, but that’s okay. I’d go to her London house. Since it would be our first (but not last) time meeting, we’d break the ice by gossiping about knowing some of the same people.
“This is very Kevin Bacon,” I say.
Jo (as she has instructed me to call her) replies, “Excuse me?”
I explain
Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, where everyone knows everyone else, then tell her that when I was in
Detroit last week I ate a big plate of bacon for breakfast and was thirsty the rest of the day. When she glances at her watch, I loudly announce that we both share an editor
Arthur Levine, plus her copyeditor,
Cheryl Klein, is also an editor of mine.
This makes Jo feel more relaxed, and I pledge not to mention bacon or other salty breakfast foods for the “remains of the day.” Jo appreciates my literary allusion and confides, that she’s making dramatic last minute changes on HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS. Only, she’s stumped. Here, she’s been telling everyone she had written the ending eons ago, but like all, er, most, er, some, er a couple of authors, she really isn’t as far along with her manuscript as she wants her editors to believe.
“Would you mind taking a look at it,” she asks me.
I agree. Soon, we are brainstorming the ending together. “What about Neville?” I ask.
“What about Neville?” she replies. I detect a gleam in her eyes. Both of them.
Soon, we figure out the ending and she says that she is going to dedicate the book, and 10% of her royalties, to me. I demur, but she insists. Since I am a guest, I agree, not wanting to insult her.
To celebrate, we head to Harrods where on this particular day, everything is 50% off. Jo wants to get matching designer outfits, but I tell her that it’s better if we retain our individuality. However, I let her know that the same boots are okay.
After shopping and lunch, where I avoid bacon, we head to the 100 Acre Wood in East Sussex. I’ve been there a couple times before, so now it’s my turn to show her around. We march through the woods in our matching boots and visit Roo’s Sandy Pit, and Eeyore’s Gloomy Place, and we see Owl flying about. We play Poohsticks and I let her win. We visit Mike Ridley’s shop Pooh Corner and stock up on Pooh supplies.
As the day rushes by, Jo and I discuss books. We are both thrilled to discover that we are great fans of each others’ novels. She asks if Emily Ebers or Millicent Min or Stanford Wong could make cameos in the last Harry Potter, but I tell her it just wouldn’t be right. She is sad. But I cheer her up by shouting, “Did someone say ‘ice cream?’”
After homemade ice cream, made with farm fresh cream, we find ourselves at Charing Cross Road in London. That’s were all the great second-hand bookshops are. As we collect books from the shelves, burly men who look like movie stars trail behind and carry our finds for us. We are weary from the woods, so they carry us, too. When we try to pay for the books, we are told that everything is free. Plus we are given free book coupons with no expiration dates.
Back at Jo’s house, we relax. She gets a little anxious about her manuscript, but I tell her it’ll be fine. I even suggest it will sell well, and this cheers her up. Jo insists I come back to visit, and I assure her I will.

Lisa Yee is the author of
Millicent Min, Girl Genius, and
Stanford Wong Flunks Big-time. Her new novel
So Totally Emily Ebers has just been released!!! Not only is Lisa a brilliant novelist, but this summer she will be the Children's Writer-in-Residence at
Thurber House! Now how cool is that?
For more information on Lisa, check out her
website and
myspace page. However, if you do nothing else, you
must read her
LiveJournal. It's
so totally hilarious!
Thanks, Lisa!!! :-)